Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Godney & Head Barbie

i am a Britney Spears FREAK.
& i am NOT ashamed.
hence why i call her 'Godney'
all die-hard fans call her by that name.
ANYWAYS.

i of course HAD to get her most recent CD 'Femme Fatale'.
BEST.ALBUM.EVER.
i actually bought it twice: digital copy (iTunes) & hard copy (actual CD)
because, you know, i love her like that.
& i normally don`t buy whole albums.
so you KNOW that i adore the b**ch.

when she announced her tour i DIED.
best part: she`s coming to DC!!
enrique iglesias was supposed to be on the tour with her, right?
the same day the tour was announced, he pulled out!
everyone was like uhhhhh wtf?
so anyways, rumors of other artists joining the tour flew around like leaves on a windy fall day.
THEN TODAY, GREATEST ANNOUNCEMENT EVS.
Nicki Minaj is taking his place on the tour!!
GODNEY & HEAD BARBIE ARE TOURING TOGETHER.
death x 2!!!!!

i.cannot.wait.until.tickets.go.on.sale.
i`ll be DAMNED if they get sold out before i buy `em.
bet you they`ll be super expensive.
i don`t care.
it is THE FIERCENESS THAT IS BRITNEY SPEARS.
and Nicki, obvs.

i.cannot.wait.

Gross!

I love my job.
i really do.
(sometimes.)
 but yesterday i was SO grossed out.

my coworker passed this customer`s BlackBerry onto me so i could help out with an internet connection problem on it.
fine, no problem, it`s my job to help with phone troubleshooting.
so i`m going through their settings trying to fiddle around with them in order to reset the internet.
i go back & check to see if the browser will connect.no luck.

now i don`t know how many of y`all have BlackBerries, but when you open up the browser, it basically goes to your bookmarks automatically.

WELL.
THIS customer had an iPhone p*rn site bookmarked.......
and in his history he had gone to several mobile p*rn sites.

i don`t think i`ve EVER handed the phone back to a customer as fast as i did with this one.
& i`ve NEVER piled on SO much hand sanitizer.
i couldn`t even look at the customer in the eye while i was telling him to come back if the problem persisted.


i don`t know about you, but that just grossed me out.
yes, i know that some people go to those type of sites because...well, i don`t even know their reasoning.
but SERIOUSLY?
on your PHONE?!


i can`t.
no.
just cannot.


i hope he never comes back.


oh.but wait.
he wasn`t even a young dude.
it was an older gentleman!probably in his 50s!


yuck.

..

WHY DO I SUCK AT BLOGGING.
there will probably never be an answer to that question.
consider it a life mystery.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Gettin` Old.

so i`m officially 21..
have been for a month and 4 days.
kinda weird.
i don`t feel any different...except for the fact that i can walk into a liquor store now BY MYSELF!
oh yeah.super happy about THAT.
(i`m not a drunk y`all.)

soooo ya.
i think that`s only new thing in my life at the moment.

work is going swell; i enjoy it a lot.
people bug me sometimes BUT it comes with the territory.
even though i sometimes want to strangle some of the customers that come in.
yes, i understand that you`re a douchebag, but that doesn`t mean that you`re a DESERVING douchebag.
you don`t deserve to have everything your way.
JUSTSAYIN`.
is that mean?yes.am i okay with that?definitely.
i`m so horrible.but sometimes i need to be like that in order to deal with the walking nightmares that come into the store.

the life of retail.

:)

100 Facts About Me.

100 Facts About Me
1.       I bite my nails. But I’m trying to stop
2.       My hair is naturally curly and frizzy.i  have a love/hate relationship with it
3.       I prefer to text you than call you. Nothing personal
4.       I want/need a new car. It`ll take forever for me to afford one, though.
5.       I`m a winter baby. Team Pisces!
6.       Certified bookworm. I love reading!
7.       Fluent in both English & Spanish. Also, Sarcasm and Spanglish
8.       I`m neither Mexican nor Salvadorian. Makes my skin crawl if you assume.
9.       Don`t ask me about school. I absolutely detest talking about it.
10.   Diagnosed Epileptic in 2003. Still trying to accept it 100%.
11.   My handwriting is weird. Pretty one sentence, ugly the next.
12.   I`m very social. I like fiestas.
13.   I can crack my toes, fingers, wrists, knees, neck, AND back. (ew?)
14.   Rude people turn me off completely.
15.   I don’t like my nose.
16.   Nor my toes.
17.   Hospitals scare me; I really don`t like them
18.   Adults with braces also scare me. (no offense to anyone)
19.   I sometimes have a potty mouth.
20.   I`m a dog lover `til I die. Cats, not so much.
21.   I used to sing. & take lessons. Then I stopped. I should restart…
22.   I am a massive flirt. I do it either on purpose or not. It just comes naturally.
23.   I think Jesse McCartney is SMOKIN’.so is JT…the list goes on and on…
24.   Music is my best friend.
25.   I also have 2 REAL besties: A & J
26.   Don’t call me by my last name. I hate it.
27.   I used to have braces. Boy, am I glad THOSE are gone!
28.   I can hold a mean grudge. But I`d rather not.
29.   I can be too friendly. That`s right, I have manners.
30.   All time favorite movie genre: Comedy. I <3 laughing!
31.   I love taking pictures of me.you.nature.ANYTHING.
32.   For some reason, I’ve always wanted a black eye (weirdo!)
33.   I`m not one of those girls who get tragically sh*tfaced at parties. …..anymore
34.   Spelling FREAK. It really really bothers me when something is misspelled. Especially if I can`t fix it
35.   I have SUCH a sweet tooth. Anything sugar. Sad but true.
36.   I`m always chewing gum. I`m a walking advertisement for Orbit gum.
37.   Insane fear of heights. Flying & roller coasters...not my favorite
38.   My hands, nose, & toes get cold really fast. Even if I wear gloves & socks.
39.   I don`t go overboard with makeup; I’ve never used/tried foundation.
40.   I`m from Nicaragua. But born here….
41.   I`m in Maryland. Born here, will probably die here…. =\
42.   I`ve been to Italy twice.
43.   Going to Greece is #1 on my bucket list.
44.   Football fan. GO RAVENS!
45.   I`m never on facebook anymore. I haven`t logged in since September!
46.   I lost a very good friend last July. I`m still struggling every single day to accept it.
47.   My friends & family mean the world to me.
48.   My niece & nephew are my life.
49.   I have secrets that I’ve never told even to my bestest friends or sister.
50.   I don`t believe in the saying “Everything Happens For A Reason.”
51.   I can honestly say I’m actually afraid of dying.
52.   I`m afraid of death, in general.
53.   Windy weather is not my friend. Especially when it`s cold outside.
54.   I like foooood. Fatty.
55.   I can`t find my FlipCam & it`s driving me CRAZY!
56.   When I’m on the phone, I will pace back and forth. I can never manage to stay seated during a phone convo.
57.   Sometimes I read the same book over & over if I have no new material.
58.   [sexy] Men in Uniform are my weakness.
59.   I want to learn to ride a motorcycle. & get my motorcycle license.
60.   I used to love to gossip about people. Now I don`t. I only like celebrity gossip.
61.   I can be shallow/superficial sometimes. But who isn`t?
62.   I want to have 2 kids. A boy & a girl.
63.   Names have already been chosen for the kiddies. Sorry, future husband
64.   I`m nearsighted. Can barely see without my glasses. Or contacts.
65.   I wish I didn`t have brown eyes. They`re so…general.
66.   My lashes suck.i want them longer & curly. =\
67.   I have enormous feet. size 10.
68.   I`m also tall. 5’8”
69.   Sometimes I wish I weren’t SO tall.
70.   I think I’ve ruined my hair beyond repair. So much hair dye, chemicals, blah blah...
71.   I prefer to get my eyebrows threaded than waxed.
72.   My favorite breeds of dogs: German shepherd, golden lab, husky
73.   I`ve never liked crayons. I prefer colored pencils. Always have, always will.
74.   I don`t like people touching my hair!!
75.   If I’m super bored & there are scissors nearby, I’ll trim my own ends.
76.   It takes forever to straighten my hair.
77.   I can`t stand when people tweet about promoting on every single tweet. Promote & do regular thoughts!
78.   I am NOT a morning person. It`s hard to wake me up early.
79.   Fave coffee: anything Starbucks
80.   I love money (who doesn’t?) but I hate spending it (again, who doesn’t?)
81.   I`m into older men. Not like 40 year olds, ew. But at least 1 or 2 years older than me. (I’m 21)
82.   I don`t believe in 20 minute naps.
83.   I can sleep through almost anything.
84.   Me gusta the smell of gasoline, for some odd reason.
85.   I`m not a druggie. The only drug I do is my prescription.
86.   I automatically don`t like any Feelers Steelers fans. Go RAVENS!
87.   I have Skype but I rarely use it.
88.   My BlackBerry is my child. I love it that much.
89.   My iPod Touch 4th Gen is my second child.
90.   I`m honestly surprised when someone tells me they`ve never been on a plane. (I’m like, seriously dude?!)
91.   I love travelling, but I HATE flying.
92.   Without music, I might have gone insane a long time ago.
93.   Guys, if you have gorgeous eyes, you bet your a*s that I’ll be trying to catch your eye. Constantly.
94.   I`m pretty good at writing.
95.   I have so many insecurities. I`m apparently still a teenage girl.
96.   True Blood & Entourage. My FAVORITE HBO shows.
97.   It still baffles me how I wanted so badly to be older when I was younger. I take it ALL back!!
98.   When I put makeup on my eyes I look like my mom.
99.   I only have one sibling. 9 years apart but my sister & I are so close.
100. I love AND hate talking about myself.

The End.

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i`m alive!

yes yes yes i AM indeed alive!
so no need to sweat.................

i`ve just been so lazy & not in the mood to update.
AKA my life is B-O-R-I-N-G.

just sayin`.

but i will be posting 100 Facts About Me.

:)

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Open Letter to the Seasons.

My dearest Winter & Summer,

Both of you are pretty much my favorite seasons.
For different reasons, of course.

Winter, i love the snow you bring, and how you hold my birthday in your wintery belly.
The fact that i get to wear my big Calvin Klein winter coat when you come around gets me excited when fall exits, & you enter.
But my dear, I must honestly admit that you leave me shivering with goosebumps and I do not like that feeling much.my hands, nose, and feet get so cold and are always covered.i`d like to wear at least shorts in my house.but no, your cold fingers stretch into my room, for some unholy reason.
I can`t wear my hair wet & curly outside because my head would freeze almost instantly..
You are also the season that brings about illnesses.like a cold.I don`t appreciate how i got sick TWICE in one month [January]. >:(
Nevertheless, I still love you.Mainly because i`m a winter baby. :)


I could never forget you, summer.
How could i, with that almost unbearable heat you brought us last year.
I do like how i can wear shorts, regular tees, & flip-flops when you`re around.
that crispy brown tan my body enjoys is a particular favorite of you, my dear summer.
all those glorious tan lines i get, ah yes, i love those too.
but, summer, you kill me with that intense heat that makes me sweat.
you should know that i do not like all that sweaty nonsense.
i don`t care if that`s how the body cools itself down, i still don`t like it!
but it`s okay, i`ll always love you.
how could i not?i`m a hot blooded individual.i like heat!

Never change, my favorite seasons.


Truly yours,
Me.