Godney & Head Barbie

i am a Britney Spears FREAK.

& i am NOT ashamed.

hence why i call her 'Godney'

all die-hard fans call her by that name.

ANYWAYS.

i of course HAD to get her most recent CD 'Femme Fatale'.

BEST.ALBUM.EVER.

i actually bought it twice: digital copy (iTunes) & hard copy (actual CD)

because, you know, i love her like that.

& i normally don`t buy whole albums.

so you KNOW that i adore the b**ch.

when she announced her tour i DIED.

best part: she`s coming to DC!!

enrique iglesias was supposed to be on the tour with her, right?

the same day the tour was announced, he pulled out!

everyone was like uhhhhh wtf?

so anyways, rumors of other artists joining the tour flew around like leaves on a windy fall day.

THEN TODAY, GREATEST ANNOUNCEMENT EVS.

Nicki Minaj is taking his place on the tour!!

GODNEY & HEAD BARBIE ARE TOURING TOGETHER.

death x 2!!!!!

i.cannot.wait.until.tickets.go.on.sale.

i`ll be DAMNED if they get sold out before i buy `em.

bet you they`ll be super expensive.

i don`t care.

it is THE FIERCENESS THAT IS BRITNEY SPEARS.

and Nicki, obvs.

i.cannot.wait.

Gross!

I love my job.
i really do.
(sometimes.)
 but yesterday i was SO grossed out.

my coworker passed this customer`s BlackBerry onto me so i could help out with an internet connection problem on it.
fine, no problem, it`s my job to help with phone troubleshooting.
so i`m going through their settings trying to fiddle around with them in order to reset the internet.
i go back & check to see if the browser will connect.no luck.

now i don`t know how many of y`all have BlackBerries, but when you open up the browser, it basically goes to your bookmarks automatically.

WELL.
THIS customer had an iPhone p*rn site bookmarked.......
and in his history he had gone to several mobile p*rn sites.

i don`t think i`ve EVER handed the phone back to a customer as fast as i did with this one.
& i`ve NEVER piled on SO much hand sanitizer.
i couldn`t even look at the customer in the eye while i was telling him to come back if the problem persisted.


i don`t know about you, but that just grossed me out.
yes, i know that some people go to those type of sites because...well, i don`t even know their reasoning.
but SERIOUSLY?
on your PHONE?!


i can`t.
no.
just cannot.


i hope he never comes back.


oh.but wait.
he wasn`t even a young dude.
it was an older gentleman!probably in his 50s!


yuck.

..

WHY DO I SUCK AT BLOGGING.

there will probably never be an answer to that question.

consider it a life mystery.